22 Silly Geese and Dandy Ducks in the Form of Honking Memes for Your Monday

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Ayala Sorotsky • Writer and Editor
Jun 30, 2025 1:00 PM EDT

Why are ducks the squishy sunshine of the bird world, and geese the unhinged little chaos goblins? How can two types of borbs look so alike, and yet radiate completely different vibes? It's like the comparison of the Australian possum vs. North American possum. Let us explain - the Aussie possum looks like a wide-eyed, soft-spoken fairy creature, and the North American possum looks like it just screamed into a bag of hot fries and will now fight you in a parking lot.

In this dynamic, ducks are sweet, little Australian possums - round, polite, and would probably share their snacks. Geese? Full North American possum mode. Wild eyes, flailing wings, screaming about vengeance (or something) at 6 AM.

This comparison is best shown through memes, of course. Because when you pair wholesome duck memes with utterly deranged goose memes, it creates the perfect internet ecosystem. It's a yin and yang of feathery absurdity. So whether you're here to coo at some ducky sweetness or embrace the feral honk of a goose, you're in the right place. Scroll on and test your instincts - can you tell which borb is friend-shaped, and which one is about to start a turf war?

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  • 01
    The Frog Ma The Divines bestow their toughest battles upon their silliest geese
    via @the_frog_mage
  • 02
    NICE DRONE DIPSINT
    via @hometoursandotherstuff

  • If this isn't the purest goose energy in display, we don't know what is. These pixels on your screen are the best online embodiment of what a goose is. It should be the first result of a Google search of “what are geese?”

  • 03
    Customer: I'd like a capital E please. Illustrator: Certainly. Any embellishments? Customer: No just a plain old E. Well, if you want you could work in something about duck-powered sailing. Illustrator: In the nud right? Customer: If it's not too much trouble.
    via @hometoursandotherstuff
  • 04
    emment 91'Y БОЛ
    via @XMemeMachine
  • 05
    did u take care of urself today? eat something? drink water? do something that makes u happy? allowed urself to feel whatever ur feeling?? huh?? do it
    via @WholesomeMeme
  • 06
    Me: Do you want the good news or bad news first? Him: Bad Me: Our duck is going to need a bigger castle Him: We don't have a duck Me: About that... A SPRINKLE OF FAIRY DIST DUCKIE'S KINGDOM ་
    via A SPRINKLE OF FAIRY DUST
  • 07
    University of Bantshire Bantshire University @BantshireUni We've introduced Wellness Geese to campus to help students de-stress during the exam period.
    via @BantshireUni
  • 08
    1 The Frog Mage I'm fighting the forces of evil by being silly.
    via @the_frog_mage | NOT SAD
  • 09
    -` River- @RiverMakes messy eater
    via @RiverMakes

  • Oy, what a round floof of dirty feathery joy. Look at that innocent duck face. The phrase “duck face” was hijacked in the 00s by some kissy-face selfies, but this is the true duck face - a cute chaos full of joy.

  • 10
    How To Defend Yourself Against Animal Attacks Make yourself look big Just set everything on fire h l run Fill with helium to create a terrifying balloon What on earth have you done to get attacked by a Hedgehog? You are doomed
    via @hometoursandotherstuff
  • 11
    The Birls Lounge THEDODO.COM Nice Duck Returns Boy's Flip-Flop That Fell Down A Hill peace is always an option
    via THEDODO.COM
  • 12
    Baks the blind boxer has a seeing eye goose named Buttons. Buttons the four-year-old goose leads her pup around everywhere either by hanging onto him with her neck, or by honking to tell him which way to go
    via @DogMemesGalore
  • 13
    Me when somebody rings my doorbell unexpectedly There are currently no animals in this exhibit.
    via @SuperMightyMM
  • 14
    In the nick of time!
    via @GuitarmanJoel
  • 15
    stevie b @steviebaegidden Summer got attacked by a duck today & the pictures our neighbor got of it happening make me laugh so hard
    via @steviebaegidden
  • 16
    AGGRESSIVE GEESE KEEP WALKING
    via @wholesome-animal-images
  • 17
    I have just found out about the Sydney Annual Duck Fashion Show
    via @hometoursandotherstuff
  • 18
    ANIMAL CONTROL: what the h I were you thinking ME: releasing birds at a wedding is romantic ANIMAL CONTROL: you released GEESE
    via @hometoursandotherstuff
  • 19
    NOT SAD The Fog Mage The Silly Goose Patrol is coming to pick you up
    via @the_frog_mage | NOT SAD
  • 20
    Cowboys can't be sy Today @ 12:23 PM I bet you feel dumb right now
    via @hometoursandotherstuff
  • 21
    hi (x2)
    via @important-animal-images
  • 22
    dearly beloved, we gather here today to join these two in holy quackrimony
    via @loveanimalmemes

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